Two kinds of people always lie about their ages: actresses and Latin American pitchers.

Jess Walter
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  1. We live in a world of banal miracles.

  2. All we have is the story we tell. Everything we do, every decision we make, our strength, weakness, motivation, history, and character-what we believe-none of it is real; it's all part of the story we tell.

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